Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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