I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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