I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
sarcasm needs its own font
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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