On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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