She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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