he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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