i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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