why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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