Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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