One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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