Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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