Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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