Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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