things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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