Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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