Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
