Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Buhtt sex?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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