You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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