I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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