Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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