'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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