sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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