hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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