i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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