We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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