It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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