She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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