Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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