oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Small penises have feelings too.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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