my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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