What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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