My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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