Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
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You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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