I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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