with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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