who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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