no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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