I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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