sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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