That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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