my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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