Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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