guys are not supposed to queef...right?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize