Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
The uberlube is also flammable
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.