you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
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