He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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