Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
one two three fourrrrnication!
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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