Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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