YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
How drunk are you?
Completed.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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