google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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