if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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