So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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