I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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