You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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