i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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